The conversation during American Idol tonight:

Adam: Mom, doesn’t she look weird?
Me: What do you mean?
Adam: Well she looks like her face is all pinched and pulled or something.
Me: I’m pretty sure she’s had some cosmetic surgery
Adam: Huh?
Me: Surgery to look younger than she really is
Adam: Oh. (long pause) Mom?
Me: Yep
Adam: Did she have surgery to get bigger, too?
Me: Bigger?
Adam: You know……her chest.
Me: I think she’s always said those are just naturally that size
Adam: No way. I mean, one of those things alone is bigger than her whole head.