Ok, as a (sometimes) good Catholic I know I’m supposed to be happy when good fortune falls on anyone, and I’m not supposed to be jealous or covet what is not mine.

But–seriously–who wouldn’t love to be in Oprah’s “Favorite Things” audience? If the stand mixer isn’t enough to give me heart palpitations, this certainly did. And they got it for FREE.

I’m happy for them, really I am (insert evil mocking face here). :)