*that when I go in to get my haircut and say “I think I want to grow it out a bit, so don’t cut a lot” she gives me BANGS again. And I just got done growing those suckers out.

*that parent teacher conferences have to be scheduled on the same day as my divorce hearing? How much fun is this going to be?

*that my gifted child got A’s in all of his classes EXCEPT his gifted class? The irony made me giggle.